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Michael. Why do you type like a praying mantis, Michael?
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Can we make a drinking game of this episode? Drink every time Bill says anything that just sounds like there’s a million innuendos lying in wait?
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Mike takes forever to figure out the remote for the security footage of We the Kings kidnapping Sisky and Chizzy just wants to try it and Mike yanks away because, “fuck you, Michael, I can do stuff!”
:)
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Butch Walker did the Vegemite taste test hardcore….
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This should be done with a non-stop of at least 6 episodes at a time
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Take a drink if:
-Vegemite is mentioned
-Santi is yelled or said creepily(two drinks if it’s NOT Mike)
-Something goes really wrong on tour and everyone is trying to not be upset or bitter
-The Butcher is drawing/painting
-Someone is shown eating
-Someone is slapping someone
-Sisky mentions Baby(who is a boy kitty! remember!) or Little Girl are mentioned
-Floating head
-Sisky is in a boat
-Someone has nightmares
-Mike’s in a tub
-The Butcher sings(two drinks if Michael Guy Chislett is playing guitar specifically for his singing)
-Chiz says “Um” or “Uh” and stutters or searches and then someone, probably Bill, cuts him off
-Tony hurts himself on camera
-Bill is overdramatic
-The pause button is used in an episode other than Season 2, Episode 12
-Bill cuddles Chiz
-Someone is talking about something serious to the camera and some of the other guys are fucking around in the background
-Chiz or someone else talks about his teeth being weird
-Theme music!
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Take a shot if:
-Guy Ripley is there
-Josh(guitar tech) harasses poor Chizzy
-The band loses somebody/somebody gets kidnapped
-Someone doesn’t understand something Chiz says(excluding Season 2, Episode 14. You would die.)
-Someone other than Sisky mentions Baby or Little Girl
-Bill does something “like a girl”
-The Butcher is wearing Bill’s shrunken sweater as a Head Thingy/scarf/any other type of garment
-Sisky comes into someone else’s conversation by repeating something they’ve said(“Birmingham”)
-Chiz or James pretend they understand something but don’t because of culture differences
-Jack the Camera Guy yells at one of the guys
-Sisky screams “Bilvy”
-Chiz or James are way more bundled up/upset about how cold somewhere is and nobody else seems near as cold
-BURN THE MERCH!
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Chug the rest of your glass/solo cup/bottle/can if:
-The Butcher is actually wearing a shirt
-They say “Santi” to someone who has no fucking idea what that is and get a good reaction(vodka)
-Something large and noticeable is taken during a Neon Body Style presents Stealin Shit(such as a mattress)
-Disco Nap or Jengla
-“I’m gonna shake the shit outta you!”
-Someone “quits” TAITV
-Sisky drops a bowling ball on someone’s foot or talks about it, even if it’s his own….
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Have fun TAI-Tubers!
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We use recyclable programs, meaning they are in plastic sleeves and you don’t take them with you when you leave.
But, for those who want souvenirs, we give them paper ones they can take.
I told this woman that we recycle them so she needs to return the program back to the box at the end and… Well, let me just restate that I work here….
SHE FUCKING ARGUED WITH ME.
“No, that’s never been that way, you must be mistaken.”
Really? Because I fucking work here!
Her:
Me:
(My reaction could either be similar to the Butcher’s or MGC’s, take your pick)
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Yiiiissssss…….
Logic: Of course the Aussie knows how to use nunchucks….
In reality though, I’m just here for MGC’s absolutely “I’m fucking sexy and badass” nod.
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Mike: “Can I ask you another thing?”(Holds up Pizza Hut box)”What are these guys right here?”
Sam: “I have no idea.”
Mike: “Do you guys see these little guys on the side? They’re just like, little friends?”
In Japan…
